Cornwall council sets aside £10 million for its birthday next year in 2019

Cornwall council has today announced that it has set aside £10 million for its 10th birthday celebrations as a unitary authority on 1st April 2019

Plans include murals on Lys Kernow, a special committee formed of those children born in Cornwall on the same day as the Cornwall Council unitary authority who will design a monument, and a world record largest saffron cake for its birthday cake.

Rumours that the children's committee will be bribed so that the monument will be a larger than life statue of Cllr Bert Biscoe on Trafalgar roundabout gesturing towards the bus lane were denied by the Politburo. 

Criticised over the cost of the birthday celebration, and being asked where the money is coming from for this, the leader of the council mumbled something incomprehensible and another councillor said we'll use one of the council farms and plant magic money trees on them.

Cllr Loveday Jenkin however pointed out that magic money trees are not frost hardy and require about 10 years before fruiting so will need protection in winter.

concept of the large lettering to be mounted above the entrance to Lys Kernow